ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
DYING
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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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the only reason i wear all black is so i can absorb the energy from the sun and become the most powerful being on the earth
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Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
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Sometimes I think having kids might not be awful but I just realized they would expect me to do their laundry ALL THE TIME
the blog fuckyealobsters just started following a blog i made months ago for a class project. it is quite actually the best thing of all ever i dont know how this happened but im so happy
Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.
I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER
this picture made all of my problems go away
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why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way
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I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
