ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Sometimes I think having kids might not be awful but I just realized they would expect me to do their laundry ALL THE TIME
the blog fuckyealobsters just started following a blog i made months ago for a class project. it is quite actually the best thing of all ever i dont know how this happened but im so happy
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.